Friday, April 1, 2011

Character Interview - Whiner Stendhal

Questionnaire #1 -- The Basics
1. Your Name - Vidar Stendhal. Folks just call me Whiner.

2. Your age - Why do you ask?

3. Describe yourself - I'm big - bigger than most people. And blond.

4. Describe your mate (if applicable) - You mean the little fucker that gave me this shit to fill out? I bet Bobby Joe found it on that web thing for him.

5. Where (and when) do you live? - On my ranch. What the fuck kind of questions are these?

6. What's your favourite sweet? (It is so a basic!) - I don't have time for this shit. You're fucking fired. Connie! Get in here!

[Author's Note: The rest of this questionnaire shredded under press of bodies. All attempts to get Whiner to complete the questionnaire were unsuccessful. He says you can find out everything you need to know about him in Cowboys and IT-ians, in the Riding Double anthology.]


  1. He is a lot of fun. A big, cranky bastard, used to having things his way, but a lot of fun.