I do no think that means what you think it means

Be careful with your abbreviations. You may wind up selling something you didn't mean to...

I wonder if sales were down for Spearmint gum that week. Think they figured out why?

~xxx~

Character Interview - Aaron Thorne

Questionnaire #1 -- The Basics

Your Name - Aaron Thorne – That’s Thorn-E. Thorn with an E.

Your age - 20

Describe yourself – Jeez, I don’t know. I’m just an average guy. I coach little league and I’m a police officer.

Describe your mate (if applicable) – I don’t have one

Where (and when) do you live? – Austin, Texas

What's your favourite sweet? (It is so a basic!) – I don’t eat too many sweets. I can’t handle the sugar

Questionnaire #2 -- Favourites
What is your favourite...

Season? - Summer. That’s baseball season. :-D

Food? - Grilled fluffer-teller and banana sandwiches. That’s Nutella and marshmellow fluff with bananas sliced on it. Then you butter both outsides and grill it. The guts get so gooey. I’m going to have to go make one after this.

Animal? - I guess I have to say monkeys

Colour? - Blue? Green? I like them both. They’re both very soothing for me.

Time of day? - Afternoon - baseball practice with the kids. I love it. :-)

Weapon? - I don’t really like weapons. As an officer, I have a gun, but I really hate thinking about using it.

Questionnaire #3 - Background
Tell us about...

Your place of birth. - Austin. The hill country is so pretty, with all the hills and the lake.

Your childhood. - Okay, I guess. I watched baseball with my dad. And we played it. Mom worked a lot after he left.

Your parents. - My mom is great.

Your siblings - I don’t have any. Well, Jeff and Brad are like big brothers to me. Jeff worked so hard to help me succeed. I have to make him proud.

Your (current) home. - My apartment.

Your favourite "hang out". - The baseball diamonds, or the pool at the complex.

Questionnaire #4 - Skills

Can you read? - Yes, I can. Slowly, but I can read. The dyslexia makes it a little hard.

Can you write? - Yes. The guys always have me fill out the reports. I work late a lot to get them done.

Can you sing? - * laughs * Not too well.

Can you play an instrument? - * laughs again * None. If I tried, you’d run out of the room.

What languages do you speak? - I barely speak English. I can talk to the other monkeys, too.

What weapons can you use? - My service weapon and a taser. * blushes* And, I’ve been known to fling poo sometimes.

Questionnaire #5 - Secrets

Are you good at keeping secrets about yourself? - Probably not. I don’t really have any secrets, so I guess I’d have to say no.

What is your best kept secret? - The time–wait. I can’t tell you that.

What is your worst kept secret? - * blushes some more * Probably my virginity. Everyone seems to know about it.

Are you good at keeping secrets about others? - * blinks * Of course. I’d never tell something someone asked me not to.

What secret about someone else have you kept and wish you hadn't? – Miles told me some things, but I can’t really talk about them.

What secret about someone else have you not kept and wish you had? – I can’t think of any that I’ve told.

Questionnaire #6 - Sex

Are you a virgin? - * blushes * Uh, yes.

Do you mate for life? – I don’t know. I’d like to think so. I really hope so?

Who was your first lover? – Jeepers. I’ve never had one.

Who is your current lover? – I don’t have one.

What is your favourite sexual position? - * blushes * Do I have to answer these? I really don’t know.

What are your kinks? – Kinks? Babe Ruth, this is embarrassing.

[... continued next week]

~xxx~

Weigh-in Wednesday #14

Jeepers! Over a quarter of the year is gone already? What have I done with it?

Stop Eating Crap? Still too lazy/bored/set in my ways to stop eating crap. And I feel like crap for it. You'd think I'd know better, huh?

Start Moving?  Started walking on the treadmill, and then stopped again. I did pay for another year at the gym. Does that count?

Blogging? I've been in a 'radio quiet' mode lately. Current events have turned my empathy meter up to 11, and I haven't had a lot to really say, so I haven't been blogging much. I've had my moments on twitter, though.

What Did Work?   I resubmitted Crazy Wind, the novella featuring a certain cock-blocking sheriff, and I had my first experience with a Cover Spec Sheet. We'll see what they come up with. Since it's Dreamspinner, I am sure it will not make the Hall of Shame. 

Snakeskin Boots, my wereboa story, was finally accepted. Waiting turned me into a manic depressive ball of nerves. It looks like that one will have a Sept/Oct release, and it's a long novella/short novel length. I just need to remember to sign and return the contract. I have a clear idea of what I think the cover should be for this one, so I won't have any trouble filling out the spec sheet on this one. Maybe I should go ahead and get that started....

What's Next?  Blurbs. Why do we have to write blurbs? I'm thinking I should get ahead of the curve on the these two stories. They're going to come asking for them, so I might as well get them ready.

I've given my spider monkey his new friend. He's really cute, and Aaron is going to have a lot of fun with him, I think. Not that much fun, though. Gotta save something for his HEA.

Another plot bunny hopped by, so I'm also working on a holiday story. What holiday, you ask? Well, No Pants Friday, of course. Doesn't everybody celebrate it?

~xxx~

Three for Four

Saturday was a great day around Casa Xanakas. Well, parts of it were, anyway. The hauling and distributing of a truckload of mulch for a friend wasn't exactly fun, but it felt good. But visiting the monstrous home improvement store was fun. I love my new cordless drill, and I captured a plot bunny that hopped on by me, his orange apron flapping in the breeze.

What made Saturday special was getting the email that Snakeskin Boots was accepted. My wereboa will see the light of day. 

After seven long, arduous, crazy-making weeks, getting that email felt like ripping a gorilla off my back. I had gotten to the point where checking my email was an emotional roller coaster - anticipation, trepidation, realization, and all kinds of other -ations, before depression and anger kicked in. Why, oh why, wouldn't they just freaking tell me already! I couldn't write anything else while I waited. It zapped my creative energy down to zero, while amping my nerves up to 11. Maybe now my spider monkey will finish telling me his story, and my pantsless writer will hook up with the model that was making eyes at him.

But do you know what made my acceptance even better? Hearing that two other manuscripts from my little writing group were accepted the same day. I was Snoopy dancing for everyone Saturday night. 

My friend Lissa has a great story that will be out in the fall. You guys are going to love Seiran. I can't wait for the world to meet him.

Piper Vaughn and M.J. O'Shea collaborated on a novel that will be out this fall, too. Shane will push his Luck, and break your heart in the process. 

So, while I am thrilled and excited for my own good fortune, I am over the Moon(light) for Lissa, Piper, and M.J. And, all three of them will be at the GayRomLit Retreat in New Orleans. Make sure to say hi to them. And yes, they're WINNING!

~xxx~

Be Safe

Always practice safe sex.

~xxx~

Let me guess

Even when you know, you never know, you know?

~xxx~

Character Interview - Whiner Stendhal

Questionnaire #1 -- The Basics
1. Your Name - Vidar Stendhal. Folks just call me Whiner.

2. Your age - Why do you ask?

3. Describe yourself - I'm big - bigger than most people. And blond.

4. Describe your mate (if applicable) - You mean the little fucker that gave me this shit to fill out? I bet Bobby Joe found it on that web thing for him.

5. Where (and when) do you live? - On my ranch. What the fuck kind of questions are these?

6. What's your favourite sweet? (It is so a basic!) - I don't have time for this shit. You're fucking fired. Connie! Get in here!


[Author's Note: The rest of this questionnaire shredded under press of bodies. All attempts to get Whiner to complete the questionnaire were unsuccessful. He says you can find out everything you need to know about him in Cowboys and IT-ians, in the Riding Double anthology.]